Trump, Sanders explore an unconventional presidential debate

So, Sec. Clinton backed out of an agreement to debate Bernie before the California vote saying she didn’t think a Trump-Sanders debate would happen. Surprise!

Loopcircus doesn’t have a problem with this. The Clinton campaign and the DNC may have written off the Sanders challenge, but The Donald? Well, he’s not your average Redumblicrat.

WHAT’S THE NEWS?
Billionaire Donald Trump and Democratic Socialist Bernie Sanders on Thursday (May 26, 2016) explored staging an unconventional US presidential debate that would sideline democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton but creates a high-ratings television spectacle Trump should raise ten million dollars for charitable causes.

Source: Trump, Sanders explore an unconventional presidential debate | Reuters

Dual-vortex tornado… what does it mean?

A dual-vortex tornado is considered a symbol of apocalypse and is a sign of impending doom for some nature-worshipping cultists. The first vortex represents the material world, and the second signifies the opening of the gates of hell. Dual-vortex tornado flags have been used to trigger general despair and social collapse. This one was spotted near Dodge City, Kansas the first Spring season of the Trump Administration.

Still waiting for the apocalypse (original posting, May 25, 2016).

Today’s loopy full-circle irony break

In a classic turn of the tables, Ken Starr, a.k.a. “Darth Blowjob,” blames himself for distracting, “…the most gifted politician of the baby boomer generation.” According to a NY Times report, some of his associates credited Starr’s full-court witch-hunt for pulling the Clinton Administration into an all-hands-on-deck distraction from the growing threat posed by Osama bin Laden. Starr seems to regret his place in history. In a belated nod of contrition at a panel discussion on the presidency, Darth Blowjob said his investigation had taken too long and that it “brought great pain to a lot of people.”

Thanks a lot, Obama!