In a classic turn of the tables, Ken Starr, a.k.a. “Darth Blowjob,” blames himself for distracting, “…the most gifted politician of the baby boomer generation.” According to a NY Times report, some of his associates credited Starr’s full-court witch-hunt for pulling the Clinton Administration into an all-hands-on-deck distraction from the growing threat posed by Osama bin Laden. Starr seems to regret his place in history. In a belated nod of contrition at a panel discussion on the presidency, Darth Blowjob said his investigation had taken too long and that it “brought great pain to a lot of people.”
Thanks a lot, Obama!