Arizona is a diverse state with a unique blend of natural beauty, cultural heritage, and modern amenities. Ronnie’s personal history with the state is mixed. There’s driving through the state to get to California, there’s a semi-regrettable period in his professional life where he was tasked to help establish a new branch office of architects and engineers for the firm he was working for in the early 2000s. And finally, there’s his October, 2024 trip to the awe-inspiring Grand Canyon.

Now, Ronnie wasn’t new to arranging IT resources for architects/engineers. He’d done it successfully in Salt Lake City. But he quickly found a drastic difference with the locals. The Utah folks earnest, straight forward, and basically, nice. The Arizona folks (Scottsdale), commonly transplants from all over the world. Ronnie encountered Scandinavians, Brits, New Yorkers, various Latinx mixes, cowboys, Native Americans, etc.. These people tended quite a bit less collective-minded and a lot more individualist. To the point of straight-up criminality. A couple examples occurred before the office was even furnished. To start, the firm’s designated office manager had two laptops stolen from him, one of those from the hotel room he was temporarily housed in, the other from the yet unfinished office.

The second example, and though not proven, was a suspected inside job where the still unfinished office was broken into with two flat-screen videoconferencing display panels lifted along with various other office supplies of relative value. One of the newly employed engineers had a boyfriend in the AV business. But hey! She wouldn’t dream of allowing her boyfriend to do something so brazenly felonious to her new employer, right? Well, the case went unsolved, and when the authorities were asked if they had any leads in the theft… the response was like a scene from the Big Lebowski…

This was just in the beginning phases. As time went by, it became apparent some of the project workers were using the firm’s resources to enrich themselves at the expense of the firm, demonstrating a pirate’s level of corporate loyalty. Needless to say, this was not Ronnie’s finest hour.

Anyway, Arizona, a land where the sun beats down like a vengeful deity and cacti stand guard like prickly sentinels. It’s a place where the Grand Canyon yawns like a cosmic chasm, a testament to the Earth’s ancient whimsy. But the beauty and awe-inspiring grandeur is only one side of the coin. This state is a microcosm of human endeavor, a place of both wonder and woe.

Imagine Flagstaff, a city where the air is so crisp it could shatter glass. Then picture Phoenix, a sprawling metropolis where the heat shimmers like a mirage. It’s like comparing a snow-capped mountain to a fiery furnace. Arizona is a land of extremes, a place where the delicate balance of nature is constantly being tested.

For the adventurous soul, Arizona is a playground. Hike through the canyons, fish in the rivers, or simply bask in the sun. But be warned, the desert can be unforgiving. It’s a place where the line between beauty and danger is often blurred.

As for the finer things in life, Arizona has plenty to offer. Colleges abound, their campuses a mix of ancient wisdom and modern innovation. Literary landmarks dot the landscape, each one a testament to the human spirit’s ability to find beauty in the most unexpected places.

But let’s not kid ourselves. Arizona is not without its flaws. The weather can be as unpredictable as a pirate’s mood. Water is a precious commodity, and crime lurks in the shadows. Traffic can be as snarled as a ship in a storm. And let’s not forget the ever-rising cost of living, which can make even the most hardened adventurer’s wallet weep.

Arizona is home to stunning landscapes, including the aforementioned Grand Canyon, Monument Valley, and the Sonoran Desert, a variety of ecosystems, from alpine forests to cactus-filled deserts. If there was ever an example of contrasts, Arizona has it. There’s a stark difference between the environment of Flagstaff (where we are composing this post) and Phoenix/Scottsdale, where the abovementioned pirate raiders reside.

As you can imagine, Arizona can be a paradise for outdoor enthusiasts, such as hiking, camping, fishing, and rock climbing. The state’s mild winters make it a popular destination for outdoor enthusiasts. Visiting Scottsdale in December was always a bright spot for Ronnie, when he wasn’t scrambling to retrofit an office recently burgled.

So, is Arizona worth it? Well, that depends on your tolerance for extremes. If you’re the type of person who thrives on adventure, beauty, and a touch of chaos, then Arizona might just be the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected. And maybe, just maybe, invest in a good security system.

Onward through the fog… R.H.

If you seek…
A land of contrasts…
Arizona…
Fills your rucksack…
And don’t you worry…
Nothing’s wasted…
Someone will find it…
While you’re gone.