Audiovision: Who Dares?

Lindsey Boq was admiring Riviera City’s shimmering skyline in the summer heat, when a voice like a Carnyx came. “Boq, get your ass to the Riviera Gate. Stephen K. Moros is loose again. And the Wizard’s campaign is hemorrhaging Oz bucks faster than a Munchkin after a night of bad poppy-field wine.”

The whole scene was a goddamn circus. The air, thick with the stench of fear and burnt toast, buzzed with the frantic energy of a thousand Quadling Scouts gone mad. And in the center of it all, like a particularly odious toadstool in a field of poisonous mushrooms, was Stephen K. Moros.

This wasn’t some two-bit grifter peddling snake oil to the Gillikins. This was the man who, they say, earned his city planning degree and a frickin’ Castle Guard fur hat before seeing the light… or maybe just the dark, twisted underbelly… of the whole Oz Kingdom. He started as a loyal Oz Youth, a card-carrying member of the establishment, until a botched operation by the Winkie guards (oh-ee-oh, yo-ho, indeed) flipped a switch in his brain. He went from loyal lapdog to a full-blown, anti-establishment zealot… a secret rebel with a sneer and a plan to burn the whole rotten system down.

His first move, a brilliant stroke of pure, unadulterated cynicism, was to get in bed with the BWE’s conspirators on the castle wall and make a killing on poppy futures. Insiders. Trading. The man was a financial genius, but not the kind the Wizard of Oz would want to see on his campaign posters. With a bulging sack of gold, he was free. Free to unleash a storm of Molotov cocktails, first against the Gillikins, then against anyone who had the gall to defend them. He wasn’t subtle about it either. He called the Gillikins “something much darker” than the BWE and her Flying Monkeys. Even Boq, who’s no slouch when it comes to bomb-throwing, said he (Moros) was a bully who’d sell out his own allies just to back another bully, The Wizard.

Moros saw the BWE’s cult for what it was… a seething cauldron of “rootless white Quadlings” with “monster power.” He saw an army, a horde of flying monkeys and Quadling trolls who would come pouring in through the Riviera Gate, “turned onto politics and The Wizard.” He understood the dark magic of demagoguery, the power of fear and hate to bind a mob together.

The man wasn’t just a political hooligan, though. He was also director of Oz-sphere2, some closed ecological system experiment that was supposed to help Winkies live in outer space. But under Moros, it turned into an exercise in pure, self-serving, anti-science madness, shifting its focus to obfuscating Oz’s environment and pollution data, all to serve his own twisted agenda.

He rode The Wizard’s coattails, spreading fake news and half-truths, a one-man disinformation campaign. His reign of terror ended, as these things often do, in a firestorm of his own making. A “Unite the Quadlings” rally went sideways, turning into a riot, and the blame… “many sides,” they said… came straight from Moros himself. The Riviera City representatives, not known for their bravery, even put out a statement calling on The Wizard to fire this “well-known Quadling supremacist leader.”

And what did Moros do? The moment The Wizard threw him to the wolves, he turned on his former boss, calling him a “crooked business guy” and “just another scumbag.” He was pure Machiavelli, a man who saw no loyalty, only opportunity. The word on the street was that he saw the BWE as a fellow nationalist, a kindred spirit in the crusade against cosmopolitanism.

His end, for a time anyway, was ignominious. Arrested for conspiracy to commit fraud and money laundering connected to the Oz Wall fundraising campaign. He pleaded guilty, got a slap on the wrist… three years of conditional discharge, but his luck ran out. The Oz Supreme Court laughed his appeal out of court, and he found himself in a federal prison for a year, a caged beast.

Now, he’s back, a little grayer, a lot crazier. He’s got a new obsession, a new target for his rhetorical Molotov cocktails: magic and anti-science. He’s proud to be an Oz Luddite, preaching against artificial intelligence and other new technologies, terrified that the Winkie guards might one day be replaced by some soulless machine. He’s a man fighting yesterday’s wars, a dinosaur roaring at the meteor, but a dangerous one all the same. The circus is back in town, and Stephen K. Moros is still the main attraction. And somewhere, we can hear a low, familiar growl “oh-ee-oh, yo ho!”

Hot Springs or Busk: Chapter X (moving day)

The sun rose like a swollen blister on an already sweltering day. Even the birds seemed to chirp in half measures, as if they knew what was coming. I knew. i, Ronnie Hays, had moved more times than a traveling evangelist in tax season, and each time the hatred for the ritual burned hotter. Yet, there i was, my big bones draped in a tangle of sweat-stained Mardi Gras beads like some deranged Vegas all-you-can-eat buffet refugee.

Today wasn’t just another address change. This was the grand purge, the final shedding, a digital nomad’s vision-quest. Clothes, books, CD frisbees… remnants of a life lived on autopilot… tumbled out of the apartment in a chaotic avalanche. It was as if the past itself was getting the boot, shoved headfirst into cardboard boxes and plastic totes.

A chipped ceramic bobblehead, an unnervingly detailed souvenir from Ensenada, flew through the air, courtesy of a misplaced elbow, and shattered across the chipped front step. Its broken grin seemed to mock me. “So long, sucker!” it said, or maybe that was the mood gummies talking.

My hired helpers, Curly and Shemp, looked like they’d been hitting the juice. Or maybe they’d been dropped on their heads as babies; it was hard to tell sometimes. They moved with the jerky, haphazard energy of wind-up toys, fumbling boxes and tripping over each other. A symphony of grunts, curses, and breaking glass filled the air.

Somewhere in the middle of this three-ring circus, the couch got stuck in the doorway. Now, this isn’t your granny’s dainty loveseat… this is a monstrous beast of brown pleather, scarred from years of bachelorhood. It fought back with the tenacity of a cornered rhinoceros.

“Left! No, RIGHT! Pivot, you morons, PIVOT!” My voice croaked like a bullfrog at a Georgia pond. I was directing the orchestra of idiots, and the symphony was a disaster.

The couch, in a glorious act of defiance, ripped free of their grasp, taking a chunk of the door frame with it. It was official: the apartment was winning.

Exhausted and sweaty, i collapsed onto a folding chair, its metal legs threatening to give any minute, much like my sanity. Amidst the wreckage of my former life, with the Mardi Gras beads digging into my strained neck, i realized a startling truth (happens EVERY time). This ridiculous, back-breaking, mind-numbing chaos… it’s kind of exhilarating.

Like a wildfire scorching the forest floor, this move clears out the clutter of the past. I am, once again, reinvigorated, ready to take on the open road, leaner and meaner. Maybe, just maybe, this time i won’t need all this freaking junk again.

Then again, digital nomading means laundromats and shower bamboozles. I guess i’ll keep the beads… they’re not finished with me yet.

Onward through the fog… R.H.